May 2013
8am8i:
tavbro:
look how fucking metal sonic’s brother is
he’s bright green and he was raised by a cockroach anthro
What the fuck is thta chronic the hemphog
deadly-day:
steampoweredotaku:
grayscale
gayscale
Gwen I am putting this on my finale exam in art
3 tags
So a telemarketer just called my house and he’s trying to pull the whole “there are signals from your computer exposing valuable information so just give us that information and we can stop that from happening” like har de har har i’m not an idiot. So I flat out said “we don’t have a computer” but he still didn’t stop. jfc take a hint. So he tries...
radsturbate:
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
corgay:
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
inzayned:
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
sodamnrelatable:
when i look back on people that i used to like
dystopiamachine:
dietnutella:
nohomocide:
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
bonèr
Chlàmydîa
gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm
2 tags
frosty-butt:
I FOUND A BAG OF JELLY BELLYS ON MY COUCH
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW EXCITED I GOT
OVER A FUCKING BAG OF JELLY BELLY BEANS
3 tags
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
iwishihadafather:
*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
infauna:
please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
getoffmybloghoe:
dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
I have more conversations in my head than in real life
